- I LOVE AIRPORK -

2011-09-21T20:30:00.002+08:00

Hi. To Hasrul, just a short reminder.
It's 4weeks away to our 4years anniversary.
So yupp, that's all.
iloveyoudarling! (=

Byeeee. LOL.

2011-05-09T14:40:00.005+08:00

Wassup Black Mambas!

10 months since i updated this crap. Yupp, 10 months. And so much has happened during that 10 months. All i can say is that im happy and greatful for what has happened. My life is full of happiness now. Thanks to my lovely sweetheart, EFFA SYAHIRAH BINTE SALIM. I LOVE YOU DARLING! ( SHE'S JUST RIGHT BESIDE ME NOW. )

O levels just around the corner. Fuck! Ok dats it for now. Bye! Knn.

Fatboy.

2010-07-10T15:48:00.002+08:00

Hey Butt-Sniffers :)

Had a great day yesterday going out with my my darling. Oops, before i forget, HappyBirthday to my lovely Effa Syahirah Binte Salim. 8 July 2010 was her day. Hope you like the present i gave you. The Big Teddy Bear cute ryte? Yah, i know. Hahah. Dont forget to buy drypers in case it shits.

Oh! And 1 more thing. Nizam, thanks for storing The Big Teddy Bear at your house and accompanying me to Lakeside. Paiseh sia want to bring The Big Teddy Bear alone.

K dats all. i guess. Credits to Amirrul for leaving his laptop at my house. If not, i wont post.

Bye Suckers!

2010-06-26T04:37:00.002+08:00

Wassup lil bitches..

June 26, Saturday morning. 4.15 am. I know the holidays is gonna end in 2 more days. So, this is gonna be my one and only holiday post. Amirrul and Shafiq's at my house overniting. Good thing Amirrul brought his laptop along. Cos my comp is only available for 5 minutes everytime i switched it on. The two monkeys are asleep now. One on my cozy bed and the other on my bro's bed. My bro's sleepin outside as usual, even though he has a bed in the room. The only thing im wonderin now is, where the hell am i gonna sleep now? Maybe i'll just stay awake till 5am, or maybe i'll take a pillow and sleep on the cold floor.

Gosh, im nervous for later on. Nike Cup. Meeting Waheed at Tampines MRT station at 7. Im just hoping that our team proceed all the way till the finals. All i can say is, ALL THE BEST FOR PUTRA FC. I know its gonna be tough later on. So now im tryna release all the tension and just focus on what i have to do. Okay thats all i have to say. Now i need enough rest to prepare myself for the Nike Cup tournament.

Fuck.

2010-03-19T19:38:00.002+08:00

Hi Faggots! (:

Im back, muffer-duckers. I cant believe im finally updating this blog. Too busy with school, no time for blogging. Since its the March Holidays, i have a lot of stories to tell. First and foremost, i should have said this a long time ago...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :DD
This was actually supposed to be said on 27-Feb-10. Okay, next story.
I DID BADLY FOR MY COMMON TEST! :(
Im not giving excuses, but im seriously fuqqed up with my time management problems. What im trying to say is: I can do it. But i just need TIME!! For example, Maths paper. If only it was given as homework instead of test, i can possibly get full marks. Sadly, it went the other way round and as a result, i only manage to do two and a half page out of the whole 5 or 7 page(i forgot). Even if i had gotten the answers right, it wont even add up to the passing mark. Ok i dont wanna talk about Maths anymore. Lets talk about Chemistry. Guess what? After all my hard work, this is my first time passing my Chemistry test. Wee! Not only that, i even scored an A1! Wooo! But that bastard Physics test pulled my total Science percentage to only 50+%. Bloody idiot. I got an F9 for Combined Humanities and i also failed my English for the first time ever. I Hate Ms Quah! I Hate Ms Quah! I Hate Ms Quah! She is purely useless. All she knows is give us homework and nag, nag, nag. No wonder she's still not married yet even at that age. So old still havent marry. It reflects her attitude. Hahahahh! Ok lets not talk about that disgusting bitch anymore, lol. Put school matter aside first. Now, lets talk about Holiday! So far, im enjoying my holiday. Last Monday, i and Amirrul overnite at Shafiq's house. Fun like hell sia. First time ever sleeping at a friend's house. I get to play soccer without worrying what time to reach home.

Well, i guess thats it.
Bye-Bye Muffer-Duckers.
See you later.

2010-02-14T12:00:00.002+08:00

HELLO FAT PEOPLE! :D

Today is the 14th February 2010. Do you know what this means? It means that today is a Sunday. Woo! Haha ... lame. Today is actually a special day whereby 3 events are celebrated at the same day. We have the Chinese New Year, Valentines Day and not forgetting ... Amirrul's Birthday! And do you want to know what's so special about these 3 events? Nothing.

As all of you know, i am now officially Botak. This is so fun. I have a few more Botak friends with me. Nizam, Amirrul, Zong Wei, Yuan Kae and most importantly, Mr Liew. Cutting Botak was like 1 hell of a roller coaster ride for me. My legs were shivering even before the barber started cutting my hair. Taufiq took the video but unfortunately its at Danial's phone. So cannot upload over here nor at facebook. Ok, the first day at skool was crazy. Most of the students laughed at me like mad people. Instead of feeling embarrassed, i find it cool! Because i cant even stop laughing at myself when i looked at the mirror. But after a few days... everything turned fine. I still cannot forget the part where I, Amirrul, Nizam and Choo Hwa went to the front during assembly. All Botak, lol!

Okay
Thats all for today.
Have a nice Holiday(:
May the Force be with you.

2010-01-23T14:48:00.007+08:00

Hello Stupid People! (:

Actually, i didnt even plan to post anything today. But since that stupid Nizam keeps on demanding me to update this blog again, i'll do it for the sake of shutting his mouth up. Okay, so today is Saturday and its not a good day for me. Woke up around 1plus in the afternoon. Cos i reached home from Shafiq's house at 12.20 midnite. Im feeling seriously weak today. This is not fun at all. Im fuqqin bored at the moment. No Chelsea on Football Channel. Sucks. I dont even have the mood to watch boring clubs like Bayern Munich and Barcelona. Btw, as a member of the YCSS Soccer B Division squad, i am proud to announce to all of you that our B Division squad has finally thrashed the new C Division squad like a piece of garbage. This is a response from us to showcase our frustration of not being able to use our Dream Team to enter for this year's B Divison Tournaments. Can you imagine, i've waited for this Dream Team for one whole year and when the time finally comes, someone-who-i-dont-want-to-mention just happily says, " B Boys wont be having tournaments this year. I'll be focusing on the C Boys." I felt busted. Cos to me, soccer is not just about my CCA. Its more than that.

Okie-dokie.(: Now lets not be emo anymore and just put all those things aside. Lets think of something positive and happy. Ahha! I got one. Yesterday, i finally managed to wall run on the 'wall run place' near Shafiq house without the help of Amirrul and Shaik anymore. That made me sooo~ happy. Ad one more thing. I finally get to kick Fareed's leg. I wanted to do it a long time ago. Just waiting for the ryte time. You people should see his priceless face when i kicked him. Lol. Here how it actually goes. Fareed wanted to Scissors me by surprise but i hardened my legs. Psst, his legs was so damn weak! I suddenly felt a momentum and when his leg was stuck against my leg, i quickly released my right leg and gave him a hard muaythai kick to his shin! I felt like jumping for joy after that. Serve him right.

Oh! Before i forget. i want to tell all of you that i've have finally passed my first Maths class test. I've been failing all my other maths test for 2 years!

I guess thats it for now.
Bye-Bye Stupid People (:

2010-01-10T15:06:00.002+08:00

Oh Gosh! Its Sunday. I need to update!

Hey Bitches(: Hows your first week at skool? I know some are complaining about being separated into different class blah, blah, blah whatsoever. I feel bad for you people. But for me, im enjoying every second with my new class. Its like a dream class! 3e2 rawkz! The class consists of troublemakers from last year's 2e1, 2e2 & 2e3. Im loving 90% of my new class. But not 100% kay. Cos Amirrul, William & Choo Hwa could not join us. Even Worst, Shaik was supposed to be in our class too but he transferred to Fuhua Sec. Whaddehell? As some of you know, before this, i use to hate Mr Liew a lot. To make matters even worst, he's my form teacher for this year. But after getting to know him for the first week of skool, i realised he aint as bad as i thought he was. Ok lets skip to my classmates shall we? We have 13 boys and 30 girls in the class. Well, who cares. Me, Nizam, Yao Hui, Zhen Dong, Shina, Tien Ling, Fu Yao, Cheryl, Hui Wen, Zhi Hui & Zhi Yu all in the same class. Thats why i say, might as well put Amirrul, William & Choo Hwa in our class also ryte? Then Sports Day & Inter-Class Games will be ours! Speaking of Sports Day, one of my New Year Resolutions is conquering 100m Sprint. Im looking forward to facing Keeve Ho this year. Hopefully Yong Yao also takes part in this event cos i wanna win him too.

Thats All For Now..
Happy Skooling Bitches! (:

2009-12-31T22:32:00.004+08:00

Hey 2oo9,

Leaving so soon my friend? Whatever Happens, i just wanna tell you that 2oo9 has been a wonderful year. In fact, one hell of a great year for me. 2oo9. You are one meaningful year. And i really mean it. All the trophies i won, the ukelele performance, victory for Ycss Soccer and all the things that happened, regardless of good or bad, are all memories that can't be forgotten. As much as i hate to leave you in a couple more hours, i do know that nothing lasts forever. If i could turn back time, i'd choose you. If this year was like a movie, i wouldn't be bored watching it non-stop. But, there's nothing i can do huh? I'll just have to prepare myself for the sad moment later on when the hour and the minute hand reaches 12 on the clock, while everyone is happily celebrating a new year. Before you leave later on, i just wanna thank you, thank you so much for being the best and the most meaningful year in my life......

2009-12-19T12:01:00.004+08:00

Hey, NoobeNoobs! (:
Im Back, by popular demand. Hmm... Saturday. Im so bored. Nothing on Facebook, nothing on Msn. Since Nizam wants me to update this blog, i might as well spend my time over here rather than waiting for something to happen. Im seriously bored today. Noone's at home. Football Channel sucks nowadays cos they don't show much of Chelsea's games. I dont even feel like sleeping(like i always do). I feel like going out with Nikour. Or Shafiq's house! Maybe i'll go later.

Well ... yesterday Nikour did went out, after Friday Prayers. Went Parkour-ing & played at the street soccer for awhile. We made a new video. But its not ready yet. So, Bangla Warrior Episode 3 will be out soon. Just Wait, okay? Just view our Nikour blog when its already uploaded.

Oh...Wait! There's 1 More thing i wanna tell. I have a new handphone. Thats all.

Owkay. The End. BuhBye!

2009-10-19T23:10:00.003+08:00

19 October 2009

Finally The Day Arrived.
I've Been Waiting For This Day For So Long ...
Let's Make It Happen Now.

Happy 2 Years To Me & AirPork! [:

Whatever It Is ... I Just Wanna Tell Something Important.
To My Lovely Effa Syahirah,
I LOVE YOU!

AcHuL - AirPork -191009-

2009-10-17T15:03:00.002+08:00

Miracles Do Happen:

You Know What? Im Feeling Shitty With The Marks I Got. Exam Results Are Out. I Failed My Maths, History, Physics + Chemistry(Science). Seriously, There Is Only One Little Tiny-Weenie Problem That Has Been Causing Me To Get These Bull-Shitty Marks. Time Management. I Swear I Could Have At Least Passed My Physics If Only I Had Enough Time to Do The Last Few Pages Of The Paper. FYI, Except For Malay Paper, I Didnt Even Managed to Finish The Papers For The Rest Of The Subjects. Isn't That Frustrating? At First, There Was No Doubt In My Mind That I Was Going to Fail My Overall. But Surprisingly, I Managed To Pass My Overall Average For The Year. Don't Ask Me How. I Don't Know!

Average Percntage For This Year:

EL : 60
Science : 45
History: 42
HomeEcon : 60
Malay: 68
Goegraphy : 47
D&T : 67
Maths : 27
Literature : 73
Art : 51
Overall : 50.3

I Feel Lucky to STILL Be Promoted to Express Next Year.

2009-10-15T00:24:00.005+08:00

(Clock Ticking ...)

Ey ... Wachup Everyone. Its 12.26am now. Im Still Awake. Had So Much Fun Just Now At East Coast Park. Phewh ... I've Been Enjoying My Day Like Mad. Yesterday Was Swimming At Shaik's Condominium At Park Vista ... Today Was Class Outing At East Coast Beach. Fucking Fun Like Hell. Unexplainable. I Reached Home At Around 11++. I'll Just Summarise What We Did At East Coast Beach.

Went With Amirrul, Shaik, Nizam, William, Hazwan & Zhen Dong. Took MRT to Bedok Then Take Taxi to East Coast Beach. Brought Along Our Frisbee-Ball & Our WaBoBa. Reached There ... Fareed, Andrew & The Rest Were Already Swimming In The Water. Andrew Barbecued Some Chicken Wings. Yummy! Let Them Play With Out Frisbee-Ball. Dunno How They Play Until Spoil. Basket. That Thing Costs $30. Luckily We Still Have Our WaBoBa. Stripped And Changed. Rocketed Into The Water. Played With WaBoBa. Played With Sand. Made Mount Everest. Colourful ... Got Black & White. Like Ice-Kacang. Then Went To A Tall Tree. Nikour Wall-Runned Onto The Tree. Took Many Group Pictures ... About 7 People On The Tree. Then Got Changed. Rented Bicycles. 3 Hours For $7. So Cheap. Halfway Cycling, Shaik Change Bike. Then Continued Cycling. My Thighs Fuqqing Tired Sia. Went to The Rocky Place to Rest. Hazwan & Amirrul Smoke. Shaik And William Go Try-Try. Dumbass. Cycled to The Fishing Area. Hazwan Bike And Mine Clashed. Stupid, Why The Hell Did He Break? He Already Know Im Behind Him. He Said He Saw Fishes In The Water Then Go Break. Cycled to The Furthest End. Rest For A While And Enjoy The Nice Scenery. Took Another Nikour Group Photo. Cycled Back to The Starting Point. Parkoured At The Railing And Landed At The Sand. Some Parkoured Too But The Rest Busy Digging Crab Holes. Me And Amirrul Wrote On The Sand Using Stones. Amirrul Wrote: "Amirrul Love Amirah". I Wrote: "AcHuL" & " Air - Pork"(Below AcHuL). Used William HP to Take Picture. The Fareed Went Home. We Went to Burger King to Eat. Then Money Not Enough So Amirrul Cycled Back to The Picnic Spot to Take Money From Bag. Psst, He Got A Lot Of Raya Money In His Bag. He Came Back to Burger King & I Bought Chicken Mushroom Swiss Or Whatever It's Called. Nikour Ate Together. Hazwan & Nizam Played Songs From Their HPs. Finished Eating, We Cycled Back to The Bike Shop to Return The Bikes. Then We Went to The Tamiya Place to See People Playing Remote-Controlled Car. 2 of Us Rented A Car. After A While, Nizam, Zhen Dong & William Need to Go Home. Finished Playing With The Car, I, Shaik, Amirrul & Hazwan Played At The FunFair. Played The Swinging Boat Thingy. Scary Like Hell. I Was Screaming At The Top Of My Voice but The Rest Just Kept Quiet. Basket Hazwan. He Recorded The Video Of Me Screaming. Done ... Amirrul, Hazwan & I Needed The Loo. Asked Shaik to Wait At The Bench While We Try to Find It. Came Back, Hazwan & Amirrul Smoked Again. Went Out Of East Coast Beach. Took The Underground Path And Took Bus to Bedok Interchange. Took MRT to Lakeside. Played Muscle-Up At Shaik's Condominium. Then, Me & Amirrul Went Back Home.
-The End-

Photos Will Be Uploaded When I Get Them.
Btw ... I Love AirPork!

2009-10-07T16:59:00.008+08:00

Yope ... Wachup.
Sorry ... I Haven't Update For Some Time.
Today Is Already The 21th of Syawal.
Hehe! See, Now You Know How Lazy I Am.
Wait A Sec, Before I Forget, I Wanna Say :-

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI (:
-Maaf Zahir Dan Batin-
(Kiwek ... dah basi siol. Tak Nak Maafkan, Korang Punye Pasal.)

Sorry, I Cant Post Much Nowadays. Due to Examination Period. Im Having A Hard Time Struggling to Pass My Exams. 2 Things For Sure, I Failed My History & Maths. I Cant Afford to Fail My Other Subjects. Say Goodbye to A-Maths. My Cuz Is A Much Better Tutor Than Mdm Wong, But Its Too Late Already. I Should Have Asked Her To Tutor Me Starting From January If Only I Knew She Could Tutor Me Much Earlier. But All This Has Happened Already. Haiis ... Whattudu ...

Lets Be Positive For A Moment. Im Addicted To Parkour Already. Doing Parkour Every Day After School At Lakeside MRT Station Fun Like Hell. Hey, Dont Forget To Check Out Our Nikour Blog. Got Some Cool Videos To Watch.
Link : www.TraceursOfTomorow.blogspot.com

Waiting For This Coming 19th October. Dont Ask Me Why. IMissAirPork.

Owkay .. Thats All For Today.
Peace Niggas.
Love Ya.
Yours Truly.
Yours Faithfully.
Yours Sincerely.
Yours ... ... ... (What Else?)
AcHoOL.

2009-08-30T13:26:00.002+08:00

(Grab A Mic...)

Wachup Homies !
Its Been About 20 Days Since I Touched This Bloggie. Sorry For That ... I Didn't Have Much Privacy tuh Blog. As You Know ... Its Already Fasting Month. So, The Whole Family Will Be At Home Most Of The Time. Lucky For Me, Today My Brother Went Out For I-Dont-Know-What.

Well, Time Flies So Fast. I Didn't Even Noticed That Its Already The 9th Day of Ramadhan. Feels So Short. Unlike Last Year, Thoughout This Year's Fasting Month I Feel So Energetic. Plus, Unlike Last Year, My Stomach Shrinks Due tuh Fasting. But This Year, I'm Gaining Weight. I Tell You Why. Everynight After Terawih Prayers, Me And Nizam Will Go tuh McDonalds at Jurong Spring tuh Eat McSpicy And Oreo McFlurry. Plus 1 large Coke/Sprite. And This So Fun. Btw ... My Aim For This Year's Fasting Month Is: Complete Fasting For 1 Month (Like Usual) and Complete Terawih Prayer For 1 Month. So Far ... I Finished All Terawih Prayer Till The End. Unlike Some Poeple Who Only Finished 8 Rakaat. Kental ah.

Common Test Results Are Out. And I Dont Know If I Can Pass My Overall. I'll Just List Down My Marks For All Of You tuh See. (:

Physics : 18.5/30
Chemistry: 10/30
History: 4/25
Maths: 10/ ??
Malay : 42/ 50

At First, I Must Say That My The First 4 Subjects is Disappointing. But When I Looked At My Malay Marks, At The Stress And Disappointment Disappeared Just Like That. Who Would Have Thought That I Could Get An A1 Despite Failing 3 Subjects. Now, I Dont Give A Damn About Failing Anymore. Im Just Over-Excited About My Malay Marks. Malay Rockz!

K Bye!

2009-08-10T17:10:00.007+08:00

EveryBody Up On Your Feet.
Let Us Welcome Back The Owner Of This Blog ...
- AcHoooooooooL !!!!! -
(audience supposed to be clapping their hands)
Let's Invite Him To Give Us A Little Speech.
Mr. Owner, Please.

Ehem ehem ...
Ladies And Gentlements, Boys And Girls ... FUCK YOU! Just kidding. Before I forget, i just want to wish everyone a Happy National Day (: Its Monday tuday. My family is not at home which means i have the privacy to post again. Life has been messed up lately. Problems here, problems there. Can hardly find anything fun. Besides these problems, there's also some things im freaking happy about. Let me just list out out the good things and bad things that happened recently.

Good Things~
-Yesterday's National Day
-Yesterday went to Putra FC training with Amirrul & Waheed at Yew Tee
-Yesterday ... Chelsea beat Man U's Red Ass. Yahoo!!! Long Live The Blues!!!

FYI: Im A Chelsea Fan. And I Will Support Chelsea Forever (:

Bad Things~
-I have Blisters on both my feet due to playing at Rulang on Saturday
-Im facing financial problems
-I need to find a part-time job as soon as possible
-Lastly, Fahmy broke up with that girl.

Seriously, I know how he feels right now. But Nevertheless(chey)... To Fahmy : Remember these 3 words ... Take It Easy. But, look on the bright side. Being Single is also fun, right everyone? More Choices to pick. A lot more to discover. Im talking about girls. Kinda irritating when girls get jealous over small matters. Sensitive girls? Whatever. Im SIQQOVIT. (sick-of-it, get it?)

Ok... Thats All for today Jacknobs.
Bye to all of you beautiful ... Pork-Eaters.
-The End-

2009-07-25T16:36:00.002+08:00

Flying Pigs Are Cute (:

2009-07-25T14:32:00.002+08:00

Hey ... Wachup Bloody Idiots (:

Dont know why... but somehow i have the mood tuh post again. Boring lah, because now at home ... i can hardly find anything to do. When i go to Youtube, i dont know what videos to search for. Other than that, i have nothing better to do but tuh view poeple's blog. But im lucky to have my SCTV. Watching Football Channel is so FUN !

Anyway, i didnt touch my bloggie for quite a long time. Biase lah ... i lazy what. And Lazy is Cool. Right?

School is getting SHIOK-er and SHIOK-er day by day. But my classmates are Fuqqin Pathetic, you know. I never come tuh skool, they say they miss me lah ... the class so quiet lah ... no joker lah ...whatever lah. But when i come tuh skool , they start complaining that im noisy lah ...this and that lah. I never come, you want me to come ... i come already, you ask me to go home. Chibai right? No point talking to them. Otak senget. Change topic more better.

Yesterday got maths test. Bad sia Mdm Wong. My paper incomplete but she took it away. I only managed to do 3 questions. I was stuck at the 4th one because there was an error on the question. Question ask abt A & B but venn diagram put C & D. Mdm Wong also another one. Tell the whole class already then dont even bother to write it down on the whiteboard. How i want to know like that? Mdm Wong Chikopek! Cannot see poeple happy. Biased.

Ok lah stupid poeple ...
I'll buzz off now...

Yours Truly
AchOOOOOL !

-The End-

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2009-07-08T18:15:00.003+08:00

Here It Is.Happy 13th Birthday AirPork ! (: Hope You Have A Happy Day (:
Can't Wait to Meet You Next Monday ! Love Ya Always <3>

2009-07-04T15:09:00.003+08:00

(Curtains Up)
(Grab a mic)
(Screeching sounds) ...

NAPPY BOOOOYYYYY !!
chey , kidding lah ...
act like T-Pain sia ...
Check me out people ;)

Its the brand new me ...
Back by popular demand ...
I got a new life since school re-opened ...
Things which i thought was impossible, turns out to be possible ...
And this particular subject that i hated the most for years ... suddenly changed & became my new favourite subject ! And its currently my best subject !

MATHS.

I spent 4 weeks of holiday to buck up and focus on my Maths ...
All the tuition that my couzin gave me actually paid off ...
And guess what ? i'm even better than some of my classmates in the new topic ...
Whattefuqq ! who would actually believe this shit ? But its true .

And i know that this isnt the time to enjoy what i've achieve ...
i know that this won't last forever ...
All i have to do is going stronger and stronger...
and making myself better day by day .

Thing has been awkward in school this past few days. H1N1 is the cause of all this. Lucky for me, Im the only one in this world who will not have this disease. Confirmed. Because H1N1 stand for: Hasrul Is Not Infected. Wakakaka !! Fake !!

Out of all this things, i still can remember something. AirPork's Birthday is coming ! Eh2, why i so happy ah? Its her Birthday what , not mine. Ohh ...maybe this are signs of LOVE ! Hehe. Joking only lah. Perasan punye budak. Sape? Aku lah.

ok...time to go.
Luv u.
Bye !

2009-06-15T13:28:00.004+08:00

FUCK YOU BITCH!
Hey, hey, hey ...
Don't feel bad ...
That's my new way tuh greet peeple (:
Isn't that polite ...

Woke up at 12 noon tuhday ...
That's bad ...
Coz i thought it was still lyke 8 or 9 ...
Then I bathed and eat ...
Later at 2pm, i need tuh go to Jurong East to fix my PC ...
For the being ... im now blogging with my small acer notebook ...

Last Saturday i went to Johor with my family and aunts and cousins ...
Actually ... i didn't really wanna follow them ...
But since i wanna watch the new movie Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak ...
i just followed ... coz i heard that the movie was damn hilarious ...

In the end of the day ...
no tyme tuh watch the movie at all ...
Fucked up oready ...
Bought chocolates but not enuf to make me happy ...
Until at nite ...
i bought this cool Nike sweater for RM40.00 ...
Then Im satisfied ... and happy !!!

2009-06-13T01:41:00.005+08:00

Good Morning peeple ...
Hehe ... wachup !

Its already 1.44am ...
im not asleep yet but still fresh from the oven (:
Since my computer can't be used fer the tyme being...
i have this small, little, tiny notebook tuh keep me company ...

Damn ... tuhday was a stressful day fer me ...
After Friday prayer ... i had tuh go home straight coz my cousin's giving me tuition ...
It started at around 4 or 5 and ended at 9.30pm ...
That's even worse than skool ...

Walao eh ... cannot tahan siak ...
MATHS summore !
I took 4 hrs just tuh complete a half a booklet which was supposed tuh be done in 1hr 30min ...
It was damn frustrating ...
At first i thought i really wanna buck up on my Maths ...
But after today's incident ...
i realized that im actually hopeless ...
i can't even do a simple maths paper ...
i thought i wanted tuh change and start focing myself tuh like the subject ...
But everything seems impossible now ...
i don't know what tuh do now ...

I know Maths is IMPORTANT ...
But what should i do ?
Continue trying harder tuh at least learn sumthing ?
Or put Maths aside and focus on the other subjects?
Its so hard man ...

I just don't wanna fail my overall again ...
SA1 was the first tyme ever i failed an exam ...
i don't want history tuh repeat itself ...
So, i'll just have tuh do what i need tuh do ...
no matter what it takes ...
But im gonna need some help and motivation ...
From who?
i don't care ...
as long as i pass this year's streaming ...

ok, that's it for today folks !
Once again ... Good Morning ...
& I love Airpork !
Kiss Kiss ! Kidding lah.

-The End-

2009-06-03T16:19:00.007+08:00

Ey ... Wachup !

Hey... i juz wanna say sumthing which is really, really, really... (till the nxt day)
IMPORTANT.

So listen up...
since today is Wednesday, ...
which marks the 3rd day of the June holiday...
I need tuh make this announcement clear to everyone...

It goes with sumthing lyk this: ... ... ... ... ...

actually i have nothing tuh announce...
Sorry fer wasting ur tyme...
i juz wanna post...
i've got nothing better tuh do...

By the way...
i've changed my blogskin...
coz i find the previous pic too preety for my blog...
wakakakaka... kidding lah ... but really ah ... she preety ryte?
Peeple in the photos are 2e1's troublemakers...
Found the pic at Amirrul's blog...
Played around with Photobucket...
Suddenly...BOOM! its nice!
So i used my saliva, lick behind the pic and paste it there (:
Nah...juz kidding...

k ah bb...
-TheEnd-

2009-05-27T15:45:00.000+08:00

Amaciam poeple!!!

Today at skool...
damn shiok gile babi to the max siak...
today was like free period from the start till the the end...
Seriously siaa...
no lesson at all!...

First period was supposed tuh be English...
then dunno why Ms Saw never come to class...
instead, there was a relief teacher...
that Indian Skinhead fella...
i think his name was Mr Veera or wad...
but he opened the movie called Twilight...
the movie OK-OK ah...
then recess...

After recess got Maths...
Mdm Wong never teach anything...
so we did our own things...
talk, talk, talk...
then asked Mdm Wong if we could go to the Library...
she say can...
then we go...
having fun in the Library...then kena chased out...
the teacher say cannot come inside without form teacher supervision...
Fuqq u ah...we 14 years old ready lah...
she think wad? got crocodile in the Library izzit?
Chibai...
then we go back class...
complain to Mdm Wong...
she don't give a damn coz only left 10 more minutes...

After that Goegraphy...
before the teacher come in...
I, Amirrul, Zong Wei, Fuyao, Serene, Zhi Hui, Zhi Yu & Choo Hwa...
we all cabot class...
go first floor play table tennis...
until Geography finish...

Go back class then need tuh go art room...
they say got visitors coming lah...crap sial...
go there no visitors at all...
then wad else...
cabot class again ah...
this tyme go down then play with 2e2...
they got PE lesson...
then buy drinks...
suddenly we saw Ms Chong...
all run back tuh art room quickly...
waited for a few minutes...
then...
we cabot again...

-The End-

2009-05-23T19:21:00.000+08:00

Yope...
its a Saturdae...
and there's no skool...

and nothing much happened at home...
so i'll end this short and sweet post...

with a ... bye!

2009-05-19T12:04:00.000+08:00

Owkey...
tyme tuh post...
Yahoo!...alone at home...
My bro went tuh skool oready...
hahaha...
yes...privacy!

Today holiday...
exam marking day...
So...i guess there's only one thing tuh do today...
SLEEP ah!

Yesterday was great...
Didn't expect Maths Paper 2 to be so easy...
unfortunately, i didn't get tuh finish the last page...
FUCK lah...
the last page was like more than 11 marks...
Time Management.
thats the thing that has been bothering me since last year...
i didnt get tuh finish all pages of all subject papers...

Damn...
but i still have a feeling that i will fail my Maths...
coz i did badly fer Paper 1...
on top of that...
i dont do my maths homeworks & pass up assignment...
where the hell am i suppose tuh get the extra marks??

summore dis 29th May, my parents need to attend the parents-meeting session...
oh shit...i jus hope they dont tell my parents what i do in class...
ok ... end of story...

So after skool ...
since it was the last day of exam...
I, Shaik, Nizam, William & the rest went tuh JP to watch movie...
But when we reach there...
all were arguing whether wanna watch Startrek or The Uninvited...
end up we didnt watch anything...
the rest went home...
I, Shaik, Nizam, Hazwan & William went down to eat at KFC...
bought the Family meal...each took out $5
eat, eat, eat...
suddenly we started a conversation about "SHIT"...
then all laugh and laugh until cannot stop...
talk about shit in front of food summore...

finish eating then we all take 187 go jurong west...
Nizam & William go cut hair at saloon...
then Hazwan join in...
he also cut hair...
last minute...Shaik also go cut hair...
stupid siaa...
lucky i never cut...
not nice sia they cut...

then William went home...
we send Nizam back...
Then we also went home...

-The End-

2009-05-16T17:43:00.000+08:00

It's Saturday again...
finally my brother went out already...
Now i can post...
i can post once in a while only... not everyday...
because of him lah...

ok...today is not fun at all...
woke up kinda earlier than the usual Saturdays....
usually at 11am-1pm, but today at 9am...
my mum was still asleep...
took the remote control and watched Football Channel...
halfway watching...
my mum woke up and asked me tuh buy sardine + eggs downstairs...
i was like "what the hell? its only 9 o'clock!"
i was still lazy at that time...
and i haven't showered yet!
So i went down and bought the things...
went up, put the things and made my way to the bathroom...

when i was in the bathroom...........wait a sec!
im not telling you what i did in the bathroom...
we'll skip this part...

went out...
breakfast is ready...
Sardine, Eggs and Hotdogs!
Yes, HOTDOGS... oohhh
Long HOTDOGS...oohhh
Yummy HOTDOGS...oohhh
i noe what you're thinking people!
sick in the mind...

in the afternoon... my mum went out to Johor wit my aunt...
thats the end of today...nothing after that...
boring ryte?

k, i'll f*ck off now...
bye!

2009-05-13T16:05:00.000+08:00

Ahh...
Rumah Manis Rumah...(Home Sweet Home)
hahaha...
back at last.

Juz now damn tired siot!
play soccer wiff Heads, Boncet & Amsyar...
we played at the basketball court near JJC...
Siak uh...
donno why but juz now damn hot gile babi sial...
not like usually we play sehh...
its either becoz of global warming,
or Mr Govin nyer kepale kilat to the max!

Today skool very the boring ah...
stressful day fer me...
only thing i learn in skool was english poem and simpsons movie...
4 chemistry, i didnt bother to hear a sigle thing...
maths more terok, cannot understand anything...
den what else... sleep ah...
last period was geography project...
gerek siol...
we finished our landscape design quickly...
then I, Amirrul & Dharshini cabot class...
Mr Goh was at the next room...
so we go without his permission while others still in art room...

Good students ryte?
i noe...no need tuh tell

2009-05-11T18:02:00.000+08:00

Yessah!!
Finally...got back my Internet and Starhub Cable Tv
So very the happy to the max!

Feels like its been a few years...
even though its only less than 2 months...
Yahoo!

MSN
FRIENDSTER
BLOG
YOUTUBE
FOOTBALL CHANNEL
MTV
ESPN
SUPERSPORTS

puas hati ah!!!

jus happy that i can revive this blog...
ok now i can stay up late at night again watching football...

Middle-Finger to the upcoming test papers...
Thumbs up 4 watching Tv...

2009-04-12T19:59:00.000+08:00

Yeah ... i know,
my blog's dead!
im just tryna keep it alive...
man...preety hard tuh tell...
but i think im facing the worst problem of my lyfe...

its been 2 weeks...
since i layed my finger on my computer at home...
this is bad...
if im not wrong, it was on last 2 week's Sundae...
i juz found out that there was an internet connection problem...
then i checked out my TV...
Fuck!...no channel available in my Starhub Cable TV...
No Football Channel...
No MTV...
No ESPN...
No NOTHING!

and all this is caused by 1 simple reason...
didnt settle the bill...
and whats even worst...
No MSN...
No Friendster...
No Imeem!!!

what the heck is this???
Seriously, im nothing without my internet...
its my lyfe...

Now i've got no other choice...
gotta spent $2.50 just fer 1hr of internet in this internet shop or watever u call it!

But i can't take any longer!
Miss her man...
2 week never call...
it is gonna go on till 3 weeks?

ikot hati aku, macam nk kol jer rumah kau...
aku no problem...
cume takot nanti mak kau yg angkat talipon...

k lah you all...
i need tuh treasure dis 1hr fer my precious internet...
every second on it...
i'll end it fer tuday...
see yall in my dreams today...

go home later wanna rest...
and gey ready fer Cross-Country 2moro!!

2009-03-27T18:33:00.000+08:00

Ey blacksters ...
say wad,
i got a lil' story tuh tell ya'
so listen up ...
it goes sumthin' lyke thiz ...
"The End..."

aint that interesting?
Juz Kidding ...

skool wuz boring today...
i juz wanna talk abt yesterday...
the day that Sports Heats 1 wuz held ...
the day that i took part in the 100m sprint...
& the day which i won it to qualify fer the finals (ehem2)

actually thats all...
nothin' else happened...
ah watever lah...
kk...ive got tuh rush...
tuh the toilet...bye!

2009-03-20T08:52:00.000+08:00

Shit! Shit! Shit!
thats rite, my holiday turns out to be full of Shit!
i can hardly find myself tyme to hang around outside...

waddehell

but really...
i tell u ah...
my holidays totally sux to the max...

Monday - Damn lazy ... sleep fer the whole day, at nite go ngaji
Tuesday - Soccer Training ... then go back, tired, sleep
Wednesday - East Coast under-18 5-a-side soccer competition ... go back, sleep, at nite go ngaji
Thursday - Soccer Training (again) ... then go back, tired ,sleep (deja vu) hehe!
Friday - Sajak performance at NUS ... waddefuqq! ...

and thats today...
i dont know whats the outcome...
i dont wanna go there...
i wanna go East Coast again...
knockout round siaa today...

i juz hope that all this will end soon...
i want my holidays b*tch!

orite, bye2 black poeple!
slap u den u noe... (:

2009-03-06T17:53:00.000+08:00

sup lil' nigglets...
how ya guys doing?...
actually i dun give a damn...
haha...

nothing really happened today...
but wednesday was great...
Finally, peace at last!
meet her after skool around 2+ ...
& she brought her frenz along...

To my AirPork...
thanx fer the present u gave me...
it really means alot to me...
dunno wat else to say lah...
but next tyme...
tkyah lah susah-susah...
kasi yg murah-murah sudah...
10 cent ke 20 cent nyer barang pon jadi lah...
aslkan murah sudah...
MENJIMATKAN...

But, for the tyme being...
im not gonna use that thing u gave me...
coz, i wanna keep that thing fer memories...
scared later if i use...
finish, then everything gone...

Lastly,
ILY2 <3

2009-02-28T12:05:00.000+08:00

Zup N-i-g-g-a-s ....

ey yaw...
today, i have 2 good news and 2 bad news...

the 1st BAD news is : the whole mashed potato thing,
didn't happen juz as i planned yesterday....

the 1st GOOD news is : my parents returned home wif bags
filled with, 1 BIG honey chicken, 1 BIG chocolate cake &
1 BIG cheese cake ... all juz fer me!!!
i was lyke,
" WTF? How am i supposed tuh stuff all this into my tummy?"

the 2nd BAD news is : my parents were planning to celebrate my B-day
together ... but my brother was not at home. :(
& the stupid thing was, i told my parent that i wanted to go for 'Kelas Remaja'...
coz i oready promised my frens and didnt expect my parents tuh celebrate wif me...
so i went for Kelas Remaja & told my parents that we could celebrate it when i come home....

the 2nd GOOD news is : my parents gave me $3o and said,
"Nah, ni $30 untok kau pakai ... nanti jangan lupe celebrate dengan kawan kau..."
in my mind...
"$30? So much? How am supposed to use that money fer myself?"
when Kelas Remaja ended...
i 'Lepak-lepak' wif my frens...
then i figured out something...
"ini duit banyak sangat ah...daripade buang-buang, lagi bagos aku belanje korang!"
what else.,
i belanje them ah...
makan kat kedai kopi...

PUAS HATI ah!

2009-02-27T16:29:00.000+08:00

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Tada! Im 14 today!! Finally!!!
Buh-Bye tuh 13 and say Hello tuh 14...,

Lucky siaa...
nobody in skool knew about thiz...
i managed tuh keep it a secret from 7.20am tuh 12.20pm...

i can't imagine wad would happen if the Sec 2 knows about dis...
if they do, my first subject fer the day is: BIRTHDAY BASH

thiz year, no birthday cake...
nehmind lah... dont care...
later can make my own birthday cake...
cake is boring... maybe i'll try sumthing new...
maybe i'll buy mashed potato from seven-eleven,
then poke a straw, and use my father's lighter to burn the straw...
shiok sendiri and celebrate my own birthday alone!

i think thats a good idea...
maybe later at night i make ah...

one more thing...
To Airpork,
"pagi tadi kau kat mane??? kate nak jumpe... aku tunggu lame seh...
kau tk datang2 pon."

anyway, tkper lah...
birthday punye pasal...
whole day aku happy...

orite ah...
Happy Birthday Niggas!

2009-02-25T17:02:00.000+08:00

Hey, hey, hey,
im posting again!

Fuyoh, finally nothing tuh do...
ader jugak mood nak post...
but not much lah...

yg aku shiok sendiri ni apasal ?
its not like there's anyone reading dis blog....as usual
ah...don't care lah niggas...
im juz doing dis stupid thing cuz im really stupid...
hahaha...klaka kape? tk klaka jgn ketawe ah bodo.

ah...ape aku merepek ni!
ok ah... straight to the point!

skool was great...as usual...
99% was good...except for this 1%...
which was, i got back my maths test results...
guess what, i failed.
9/40... bagos kann?
at least i improved tremendously, better than the last 2 class tests...
1/20 & 2/30...
big diffrence huh. 6 & 7 mark more is a BIG diffrence.

hey, i kinda updated my links a little...
tagged amsyar...

&
&
&

thats all i got fer today!
gtg now...
watch ur back niggaz...
-i'll be watching you-

2009-02-14T20:58:00.000+08:00

Today, on the 14th February 2009...
i got nothin' else in my mind except sumthing...
which i guess everyone should know...

Man...although im not celebrating this today...
i really, really wanna tell her this...
maybe i'll tell her later on...
on second thought, maybe i won't...
Before it's too late,
I juz wanna wish her...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Luv ya!
AirPork rox!

2009-01-14T21:28:00.000+08:00

Hehe...i guess dis tells us everything!!! :)

2009-01-12T21:46:00.000+08:00

Aye Niggas....
u aint gon believe what happenned dis afternoon...
met her at the bus stop...juz as planned...

Dat wuz the ferst time (EVER),
i've seen her wearing a secondary school uniform...
Damn...i could have sworn she wuz lookin so FLYYY!
Chey...budak tu pakai baju commonwealth dah lawa seyy...

but wasted sia...
nuthin much happen...juz like the good old days...
chat fer sum time and get straight to the point...
she passed me a photo of her friend which i wuz suppozed to help her to return to its owner...

chat fer a while and she went home...
Damnn...so frustrating siaa...
how i wish i could send her home...

Den i went back to skool...
Hehe...still kept on thinkin of her face until i went home...
unforgettable seh...

k lah niggas...
next time got any update,
i tell uuu...
for the time being...u all juz wait lahh...
even if u all dont give a shit!

bye NIGGA!!

2008-12-24T11:31:00.000+08:00

Ey...wassup nigglets...

its been quite a long time...

since i last updated thiz blog...

Well...who cares by the way!???

That's rite...nobuddy!

Even i don't care...Bitchass

Wanna noe why?

That's why...

i bet yall niggas can't understand what the KCUF im talkin about.

Ok, stop all thiz nonsense right now!

............................................

ape siak? gile kape aku ni...aku yg start nonsense...abeh suroh sendiri stop...

ah...tk kesah ah...dah memang aku nonsense...blog aku pon nonsense

tapi cume satu jer tk nonsense...gamba background aku lah

klw budak pompuan tu bace ni eh...mesti die kembang tau! hahaha...

............................................

Oh yah...speaking of her...

sumthing silly happened yesterday...

i was talking to her on the phone until 2.30pm...

then after that she asked me to call her at 3pm...

unfortunately...aku baring-baring kat katil aku...

golek sane, golek sini...tu pon psl nk tunggu sampai pukol 3...

aku punyelah bodoh...pegi tutop mate skejap...

abeh ape lagi...aku tido ah...hai...punyelah nyenyak...

By the time aku wake up...ingatkan dh nk dekat kol 3...

aku pegi check ah kol brape...kiwak...terkejut siak...

dh kol 3.45! sibot btol...

ingatkan nk kol...

on second thought tk nk ah...

takot nanti MAK die yg angkat...

so...i did absolutely nuthing abt it...

sampai lah dh malam...

btw...die dpt commonwealth tau...

ape? ingat aku jealous pe? eleh...

alrite negro...i gotta go...

see yall in heaven...

tata...niggas

2008-12-03T10:14:00.000+08:00

Night party In the hotel room...

Me and Yusri dancin' like mad

Damn! the fun wuz unexplainable...

2008-11-29T16:34:00.000+08:00

Ey Nigglets, sorry,

fer not posting anythin' fer a week

(as if u all care)

I was in China fer that week...

can't even touch my PC...

Shit Niggas, china was so miserable!

Back in the hotel room, i can't even dig my nose properly without bleedin'

on top o' that, i got a bad throat

and my voice juz won't get back to normal ...

Fer i week...miss her alot man...and i don't know why

Thought of buying souvenirs fer her...

(i saw this cute,cute,cute green midium-sized teddy bear!)

but on second thought...she might not wanna accept it

so i made up my mind...didn't buy anything fer her

& i don't know if its the rite choice...bitch!

kept on thinking abt her every nite...

well, i'm finally back niggas!

But i still don't have any plans fer her...

Kept on wondering which skool she wants to go nxt year

k lah...thats all fer today nigg-ass

don't forget to shower...bitch!

2008-11-19T14:32:00.000+08:00

Ok...lets start things off with her.

I juzzed call her to say Hi...

then we started talking abt her PSLE

results which she'll be taking tomorrow.

I juz asked her if her parents are coming.

but what she didn't know is...i'll be coming to her school tomorrow!

Hehe!

Damn...i kinda hate it when i'm speaking to her on the phone...then suddenly

she hung up coz her mom entered her room...

Hmm...i don't get it, why girls hide things from her parents.

i juz wish her parents knew abt us...

& whats the point of hiding it anyway?

My parents knows everything abt us but her parents don't!

This ain't fair.....nigga!

Bitch! i'm gon' spread the truth sooner or later.

Juz wait and see...

Thats all for today niggas...

Btw i love her...

Bye Bitch!

2008-11-17T09:53:00.000+08:00

Ey, Waddup Peeps...
Welcome to my newest blog.

actually i used to have another blog which i deleted coz i wanna start a new one

the older blog was kinda messy

i'm actually new to this and i dunno much abt blogging

Even the older blog didn't have much blogging

i made this to tell yall abt the gurl named Effa Syahirah (my GF lah)

and the thing that happened between us every single day

So, wanna hear the first episode, just stay tune...

Enjoy!